if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue
how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it
Me waking up after dying because i wished on a dandelion when i was 10 that i would be reborn into the YTP world
god told me this ia the funniest post ever
This formula legit never fails and I’m so glad that today it’s given us “raccoons who have formed their society around an old VHS of Sweatin’ To The Oldies”
Shaking, crying, and eating Girl Scouts cookies… Fuckin Joe Biden…
You’re fucking Joe Biden???
Lord no, Princess Cadence… I’m mad about Joe Biden letting all of this shit happen… We gotta overthrow this goddamn state, Princess…
You’re goddamn right, Mario. Let’s go Walter White on this shit
Princess Cadence…
Let’s get cooking.
