Fun in the bun

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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greelin

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

greelin

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

greelin

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all part of the plan

nendocris
evilmario666

Shaking, crying, and eating Girl Scouts cookies… Fuckin Joe Biden…

cadenceconfessions2

You’re fucking Joe Biden???

evilmario666

Lord no, Princess Cadence… I’m mad about Joe Biden letting all of this shit happen… We gotta overthrow this goddamn state, Princess…

cadenceconfessions2

You’re goddamn right, Mario. Let’s go Walter White on this shit

evilmario666

Princess Cadence…

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Let’s get cooking.